Next on Fox: Million-Dollar Bum Fights

Is it just me, or is this the stupidest TV show in history? I tuned in to catch the Simpsons, fearing that NASCAR might still be on, and to my horror I saw this:

Again, is it just me, or would this be eminently more entertaining if the pool were filled with chlorine bleach or sulphuric acid, or at least puke and urine?
The only way this could be made more asinine would be to add a paid voting component like the show that loves to destroy live music, American Idol. Perhaps we could vote whether the midget– I’m sorry, little person — has to try to fit through the hole while walking on stilts so that he doesn’t have an unfair advantage over fully-heighted competitors…we are a sick nation, and worthy of the wrath that the economic gods are wreaking upon us. Time to face the hole, indeed.